NerVer Bio
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NerVer is a hard rock band from Orlando, FL . We don't have any
gimmicks, we don't wear makeup or skinny jeans, and we don't
take anything too seriously except playing music. We focus on
playing hard rock with a groove, attitude, and guitar riffs galore. We
aren't the first band to shun the idea of image, but we aren't doing it
to follow anyone else - we really just don't care. In fact, that's all we
have to say - stop reading this and listen, because the music is
what really matters. Seriously, are you still reading? I guess it says
something about me too, that I'm still writing, but at least I already
know what we sound like. No wonder you have all day to scour the
web looking for music and such, you obviously can't follow
directions at all. Okay, fine, you want a story about a band - here
you go:
There were four guys who didn't have sisters, so they didn't have
anyone to steal super tight jeans and makeup from. Instead, they
each decided to practice playing and writing music, knowing that it
was a sure fire way to remain poor and unknown. Eventually, they all
fatefully met at the Hannah Montana Fan Club, and decided that the
power of four semi talented fools together had to be the greatest
thing since New Kids on the Block. Unfortunately, they weren't any
good at dancing so they formed a bobsled team. The problem was,
living in Florida, there wasn't any ice and none of them knew
anything about how to sit in a tube and slide. In their collective
misery, they got wasted and listened to some music and found that
they all liked some of the same stuff - Rick Astley, Milli Vanilli,
Complete (check them on youtube if you haven't heard the
masters), so they decided to form a band. Turns out, the band is
amazing and you love it. The End.
gimmicks, we don't wear makeup or skinny jeans, and we don't
take anything too seriously except playing music. We focus on
playing hard rock with a groove, attitude, and guitar riffs galore. We
aren't the first band to shun the idea of image, but we aren't doing it
to follow anyone else - we really just don't care. In fact, that's all we
have to say - stop reading this and listen, because the music is
what really matters. Seriously, are you still reading? I guess it says
something about me too, that I'm still writing, but at least I already
know what we sound like. No wonder you have all day to scour the
web looking for music and such, you obviously can't follow
directions at all. Okay, fine, you want a story about a band - here
you go:
There were four guys who didn't have sisters, so they didn't have
anyone to steal super tight jeans and makeup from. Instead, they
each decided to practice playing and writing music, knowing that it
was a sure fire way to remain poor and unknown. Eventually, they all
fatefully met at the Hannah Montana Fan Club, and decided that the
power of four semi talented fools together had to be the greatest
thing since New Kids on the Block. Unfortunately, they weren't any
good at dancing so they formed a bobsled team. The problem was,
living in Florida, there wasn't any ice and none of them knew
anything about how to sit in a tube and slide. In their collective
misery, they got wasted and listened to some music and found that
they all liked some of the same stuff - Rick Astley, Milli Vanilli,
Complete (check them on youtube if you haven't heard the
masters), so they decided to form a band. Turns out, the band is
amazing and you love it. The End.
